Why toddler+restaurant =disaster

kid in restaurant

Think it’s a piece of cake? You’re in denial.

I have to tell you what happens when you try to take a baby or toddler into a restaurant: People at nearby tables actually get up and beg the waiter to let them sit somewhere–anywhere–else. I have seen diners plead with headwaiters and shell out wads of dollars so they could sit next to the Dumpster rather than endure what your little one is going to put them through. They are probably smart to do this. At least with the Dumpster, you know what to expect. With a small child, anything could happen